Gary in military uniform

BE ALL YOU CAN BE

Join Gary's Elite Feline Forces

Why Join Gary's Army?

Premium Catnip

Access to military-grade catnip and tactical treats.

Elite Training

Master advanced napping techniques and strategic box occupation.

Career Growth

Climb from Private to Purr-gent Major.

Commander Gary

Meet Commander Gary

With over 9 lives of combat experience, Commander Gary leads the most elite feline force in the world. His strategic genius in laser dot pursuit and yarn ball tactics is unmatched.

Under his leadership, the Feline Forces have successfully defended countless cardboard boxes and secured strategic high ground on bookshelves worldwide.

Enlistment Requirements

Basic Requirements

  • Must be a cat
  • Age: 1-8 years old
  • Must pass physical fitness test (able to jump 5x body height)
  • Excellent whisker coordination

Specialized Units

  • Tactical Napping Division
  • Box Infiltration Unit
  • Counter-Cucumber Forces
  • Red Dot Pursuit Squadron

Ready to Serve?